imagine lying on the backs of 1,000 corgis, as they gracefully carry you across the water, whispering ancient melodies
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
oh my god, my whole childhood in a post
most of my childhood.
Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?Being a 90’s kid was great.
Holy shit I forgot about all of these
Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.
if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors
He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.
If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
God I love you, Internet.
Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.
If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.
He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling
We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.
Everytime i see this, the comments keep getting better
SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB
How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat
Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.
The real selfie
“Tik Tok” by Ke$ha and “Come Together” by The Beatles mashup
I… I don’t know how I feel about this.
Reading the song title:
While listening to the song:
After listening to the song:
the gifs are so accurate.
(Source: danerjuice / doctordude)
It looks like he’s wearing tall red boots, black stockings, and white booty shorts
how does isaac get to school. so many cool shots of scott zooming into the parking lot on his lil motorbike but wheres isaac. does he take the bus. does melissa drop him off. does he walk. scott mccall is zipping around on his two wheel death trap while isaac has a nice chat with melissa every morning on the way to school. maybe they stop for drive thru coffee every once in a while. scotts in first period like “dude where’d u get the scone” and isaacs like, well, you would know if u spent any time with the angel that is your mother, get your act together scott, ride with us some time
wait the rock scheduled 4 hours of sex on fb great
Can I just be his lady
Forever real for this.